January 2010
1 post
August 2009
7 posts
I hate being confused for a student.
fmylife:
Today, I went to the school I work at, to set up my new classroom. I’m 5’1” and I was carrying a backpack full of fun educational posters. I also have a new boss. When we met for the first time he was yelling at me because “there were no students allowed in here yet.” FML
June 2009
1 post
May 2009
1 post
April 2009
5 posts
“Ms. S, does Claustrophobic mean you’re allergic to Santa Claus?”
– Donald, one of my awesome nerd boys in my class.
March 2009
18 posts
Being stoned with only one contact lens in = not...
The Who's Right Contest
Me v. Willzone
1) 1 point for Will for tickling me until I gave him a point
2) 3 points for me because Will claimed to have a gun and he didn’t. Liar.
3) 1 point for Will becuase he entered the L train from the correct entrance at Union Square and it was closer to where we were supposed to go than my proposed entrance.
I swear, we’re not a boring couple.
Me: 8 points
Will: 5...
#309
achoiceinthematter:
Someone who ‘Googles’ answers to my random questions.
What does defcon stand for?
What’s a knot head?
Ahhhh!?!
My Snow Day Plans
6:30 - Get stoned (check)
7:00 - Sleep in
9:00 - Study and be productive
Noon - To the bar!
12:01 - Think about how awesome it is to have a snow day
12:20 - Revel in not having to work
1:00 - Begin saying things I will regret tomorrow
6:00 - Stumble home drunk
8:00 - Pray for snow day 2 on Tuesday
Hot Dog Gift Baskets →
I just ordered a hot dog gift basket for my sister’s birthday. She really likes hot dogs.
So the concept of this is amazing to me. The hot dogs “only ship from south facing mailboxes that insulate and slow cook your food” so the hot dogs arrive to you hot. They also come with condiments! This might actually rival fork cheese.
February 2009
62 posts
stupid idea? : set up a paypal account and accept...
realrealsoft:
also - i will contribute 15$. that is all i can afford. it will probably cost 70$, total. canadian! chump change, my friends!
edit:
The paypal account is set up!
a) no, i’m not drunk, or stupid! c) no, i’m not getting krang’s face on my forearm, it will be an inch of text saying “fucking krang”. d) it will not be blatanly visible, it will be near my elbow. e) no, i don’t actually...
Neutral Milk Hotel - Ghost
The Who's Right Contest
Will: 1 point for putting up with my shit. Because he can’t handle that he’s losing.
Will: 3 points
Me: 5 points
